I know that I’ve been away from the blog… but I have been in Llanview for 1 hour per day since I last posted… so don’t worry, I’m all over it! Here are a few thoughts on the shiz that’s going on over there.
- Mitch Lawrence. I love you. I hate you. I hope you die soon. See you in 5 years when you are resurrected from the dead again.
- Alison Perkins. I hope this secret you have is better than just Schuyler and Rex being switched. Why couldn’t they have been twins like Natalie and Jessica? It would have been more ridiculous and silly and they are clearly brothers. At least they’ve been making us believe it. Whatev. Get off my screen.
- Jessica is a high schooler again. Watching her bounce around and throw herself all over Cristian makes me want to FF through her scenes. I have never FFed through Jessica’s stuff and now I can’t wait til it’s over. I hope this crap is going to be fixed soon.
- Natalie and John. Yawn. Someone kill John McDoucheBag. Please.
- Marty is preggers. Why would they make her preggers when her son has a kid that would be older than her baby? Very creepy and Marty and John don’t even have a relationship that we can root for so I don’t see why they’d push this on the viewers.
- Viki and Charlie. Glad they are having problems. Sad that Charlie is a dbag but happy that Viki is taking it like a champ. Sadly, they are going to do the whole Viki/Charlie/Dorian triangle and I’m not excited about it at all.
- Mayor Dorian. Thank you for the break. I don’t want to see her for a while. Her shrieking makes me want to stab a pencil in my ears.
- Kelly Cramer. Welcome back. I was tired of the other Cramer biznatches.
- Starr. You are a teenager. Act like one and drop the Mother Theresa act. Also, you aren’t 40 so stop acting like it.
- Langston. Yes, she’s stepping out on Markko but do they have to dumb him down and make him look like the victim? Couldn’t he just find out and react in private and then scheme some revenge with Hannah? I mean, seriously! Those girls look exactly alike! A happy little switcheroo would be awesome and then have Ford leave and have Langston all alone with an STD. Sweet!
- Todd. I love you. As always. Don’t change.
- Fish and Kyle. WHY ARE THEY LEAVING!? I’m pretty upset that TPTB have gotten rid of these boys and are making them raise Sierra Rose somewhere else. That’s bullshit and it’s a huge cop out. Why couldn’t the boys raise their kid in Llanview? Why are they another Michael and Marcie? Big mistake. HUGE mistake.
- Roxy. Thank you for fleshing out this character but can she go to rehab or something? I need to see a little more depth. She’s still a flaky bimbo and I want to see more. Why not make her find a lover in town? Remember the story of her and Nigel? That was entertaining!
- Rex and Gigi. I used to love them. Now I don’t. Please get off my screen. Hopefully Schuyler will kill Gigi when he kidnaps her. I wish.
- Blair and Elijah. HOT! Keep it up!
I’ve also been digging that every show that I watched that is filmed in NYC is filled with my OLTL actors! I loved seeing Scott Evans on Law & Order. That fake tattoo on his neck cracked me up so much. And watching Bree Williamson on Gossip Girl is like a breath of fresh air. I hope that Melissa Fumero will also get to come back after last week’s episode! I see many amazing things in her future! Not to mention that she’s pretty hot stuff! I’m looking forward to seeing what happens with all the peeps getting fired… I just hope that they don’t bring on a bunch of douchey kids to play with Starr and Cole. Can’t we get a break from them and see more Viki? Jeez… Enough with the fucking teens!
